Bin Laden Celebrates with Al Quaida
From the "Department of Fake News (Sincere Insults)".
By: The Sceptic | 13September2001
Tuesday evening, only hours after the United States suffered its worst terrorist attack in history,
Afghani television showed scenes of a boisterous dinner party hosted by Osama Bin Laden. Bin Laden
himself served the main course: a well-done pig, baked "lu'au" style. The host was dressed
in a Hawaiian shirt to complete the theme.
His guests included several prepubescent girls and six top-ranking members of Al Quaida, who were dressed in the scruffy camouflage jackets that terrorists and self-styled revolutionaries seem to favor. According to the Afghanistan television voiceover, although the gala had been scheduled for three weeks -- at the same time Bin Laden announced to the world that he and his followers would carry out an unprecedented attack on the US for its support of Israel -- the menu had been a last-minute surprise. Scenes of Osama Bin Laden laughing insanely, scarfing down numerous plates of pork, consuming massive quantities of Wild Turkey, and taking Allah's name in vain do not -- by themselves -- prove that he was behind the destruction of New York's World Trade Center and the attack on the Pentagon. However, his drunken bragging "Can Allah snap his fingers and kill thousands of the Great Satan like I can?" indicate that he may be responsible. This past May, four followers of Osama bin Laden are found guilty of charges stemming from the 1998 US embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania. |
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