CensorWear Chronicles, Chap 3:
1st Complaint

By: The Essayist | 12Dec2000

Complaint Date: Sat, 20 Jul 2002 11:37:11 -0600 From: joebloggs@netzoom.net To: support@absosafe.com Subject: CleanLens database bug? I recently purchased AbsoSafe Glasses for my whole family. We like your product. The whole world does seem less threatening while we wear them. However, last evening, while walking to our regular Friday worship services, we encountered a problem. (It was the first time we had worn AbsoSafe Glasses on our way to services.) At first, we thought we had gotten lost. We couldn't see our little neighborhood temple until we took off the glasses. My only clue as to the nature of the problem was the error code that flashed in the corner of the CleanLens screen: Cult/Occult. This can't be correct; we are Neopagan Unitarians. Joe Bloggs Response Date: Mon, 22 Jul 2002 09:28:41 -0700 From: support@absosafe.com To: joebloggs@netzoom.net Subject: Re: CleanLens database bug? Mr Bloggs: The so-called problem that you encountered is not a bug, it's a feature. I checked the CleanLens database. Neopagan Unitarians ARE listed in the Cult/Occult category as you indicated. However, based on a survey of our technical staff, we believe this listing to be correct. If you adjust your O/C filter level from 3 to 0 (see page 10 of the manual), you'll be able to find your way to church...or whatever you call it. Of course, with that low a setting, you may also see Wiccan, Buddhist and Muslim groups along the way.