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Totalitarian Burger 132: Suffer the little children

By: The Unquiet Collective | 17Jun2006

Totalitarian
Burger


135. Bu(sham)erica
134. Terrorist !
133. Pandering
132. Suffer the little children
131. Can you Surveil
me Now?
130. Democrat vs Autocrat
129. Undisclosed location
128. Alternate U.3:
    Raining Soup
127. Maladroit Biped
126. Christ-like?
125. What's the Difference?
124. having come this far
123. Extrapolation
   Part 1 | Part 2
122. French-US Relations
121. Signifying Nothing
120. America the Malevolent
119. 'The Beast', Revisited
118. Fealty Oath:
   Proposed Revisions
117. Righteous Anger's Elixir
116. Bigoted Response
115. Broken Tools
114. Stranger in the Grove
113. Priorities
112. Visitors
111. Dick Headnapped
110. Delivery
109. Christmas Present
108. Nightmarish
107. Fears and Sneers
106. Hallmark Moments
105. Domestic Terrorist
104. Towelhead
103. Rumor Control
102. Obvious, Nonetheless...
101. Evasive, Ambiguous
100. Jewelry Orthodoxy
99. Difficult Moral
   Intersection
98. Policy Shift
97. SpokesFactory
96. Exceptions
95. Fort McHenry
94. Butcher Shoppe
93. Lies in Paradise
92. Sparing Sociopaths
91. Party Girls
90. Risky Business
89. Wretched Taxi
88. Condition of
   Employment
87. Bodily Fluids
86. Merger Proposal
85. Mahound's Boys
84. Breakdown
83. Gravy Train
82. "Not a religion"
81. Name Changes
80. Alternate U.2
79. Naked Humiliation 4
78. Naked Humiliation 3
77. Naked Humiliation 2
76. Naked Humiliation
75. Policy on Rainbows
74. Less than Deadly
73. Time Spirals
72. Alternate U
71. Congressional Agenda
70. Decision 2000
69. Censorwear
68. Torch and Extinguisher
67. Obscenity Lesson
66. Too Solemn?
65. Honoring Baby Jesus
64. Puritans & Small Minds
63. ...for dear life.
62. Cartoonists' Choice
61. Keeper of the Gates
60. Dubya Interviewed
59. TB Philosophy
58. Fortuneteller
57. Obfuscating Snoopy
56. InfoHighway Blowout
55. Harassed
54. Do you know me?
53. Love Fest
52. Bees Wax
51. Date Night
50. Sacrosanct Bovine - Pt2
49. Sacrosanct Bovine
48. Reason to Live
47. Sarcaster 2001
46. Gore's Final Reinvention
45. Fish Wars
44. Arkie Flatulence
43. Unhealthy Priorities
42. Draconian Measures
41. The TB Diet
40. Gathering Intelligence
39. Nuclear Secrets
38. Bhang, You're Better
37. Keeping a Perspective
36. Em-Ess & de Ta'Baby
35. Superpredator Seniors
34b. There and Back, Pt 2
34. There and Back
33. Special Project
32. Crime Victims' Report
31. Campaign Stop
30. Negative Campaign
29. Phone Soliciation
28. PSA Madness
27. Optional Upgrade
26. Blue Scream
25. Welcome to the Future
24. God's Candidate
23. Not Hypocrites
22. Job Interview
21. Thanxgiving Tacos
20. Uniform Education
19. The C Student
18. Real Spookbox
17. Early Trick-or-Treat
16. UL Approved
15. Bungle Gym
14. Speech Impediment
13. Politics of Pry
12. Lawrence's Girl
11. B Movie
10. Sticky Papers
9. The Dissident
8. Mister Gray
7. He's Dead, Jim
6. Racist - Part 2
5. The Racist
4. The Bum
3. The Complaint
2. Open For Lunch
1. Grand Opening
Suffer the little children

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Face: Did you hear about this? In the Chicago area, a 12-year-old girl is sexually assaulted by a relative, several times, over more than a year. She tells her mother...
Bree: So Mom goes to the cops and...?

Face: No, Mom takes the girl to a Baptist minister, Daryl Bujak, who 'counsels' the girl for a couple hours. Bujak then tells Mom the daughter is lying and should be punished.
Bree: Mandatory dope-slaps for Mom, huh?

Face: Pastor Bujak convinces Mom that weekly beatings with a piece of wood molding will cleanse away her daughter's sin. It left her with bruises and welts on her butt and legs.

Face: When the girl finally convinces Mom that she is well and truly being abused, Mom finally involves the cops. Matthew Resh is charged with multiple counts of predatory criminal sexual assault. The Rev. Bujak is charged with misdemeanor battery.

Bree: What does Bujak say about it now?

Bujak: "The truth is going to come out. This isn't going to get tried in the press and it shouldn't be."

Bree: But pedophilia allegations should be tried in a lowbrow minister's office?

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