Preacher: Sarcaster, you reprobate heap of feckless scrap.
Sarcaster: Preacher, what've you been up to?
Preacher: As usual, attempting to repel the darkness with a candle.

Sarcaster: I notice the Republicans have proposed a Federal Marriage Amendment to the Constitution.
Preacher: Shameful!
Sarcaster: Oh! Don't you believe marriage should only be between a man and a woman?

Preacher: Perhaps, but my personal beliefs are not relevant.

Sarcaster: How's that?
Preacher: I believe that marriage is an intimate agreement between people. Government interference in such an intimate arrangement is equivalent to some lawmaking lummox intruding on your bedroom on your wedding night.

OK, people who oppose this amendment use the term 'pandering'. Doesn't pander mean to procure customers for hookers?

Preacher: A 2nd definition is to cater to the lower tastes of others, in effect, the GOP is willing to...