By: The Sceptic | 17Dec1998
This is the season of stress and spiritual poverty. This is when traffic conditions debilitate under the load of insanely frantic shoppers. This is the time when advertisements and children oblige parents -- already struggling to make ends meet -- to purchase nonessentials. This is the month when people insist others express happiness they cannot experience. This is when human loneliness becomes so reinforced by rampant imagery of good-natured social contact, suicide skyrockets. [After publishing this, it has been pointed out by a guestbook respondent that this may be an urban legend. Will you settle for Christmas tree fires?] In previous years, in various venues, often in many words, I have written a holiday message -- my annual attempt to express the reasons I am unable to share the same "holiday spirit" that nearly everyone in the Western world is mysteriously afflicted with during December. This time, I will not address the possibly absurd association between the birth of Jesus and that much older holiday celebrated on or near the winter solstice.
...I've put this together for you.
- If you believe "peace on earth" is achieved by massive consumerism for the benefit of those who are already reasonably well off,
- If you believe that the "spirit of giving" is a swap meet, where your contribution should be of equal value or better, in order to stay on everybody's lists,
- If you think the real message in Dickens' A Christmas Carol was the importance of celebrating a religious holiday, rather than the necessity of addressing poverty in one's own environment,
- If you assume every person who does not believe this to be the "most wonderful time of year" is just a cold-hearted bastard,
| Also see... |
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| A More Cohesive Holiday Myth |
naughty, apparently
![]() | He's making a list |
still waiting
![]() | Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God. Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh. |
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me...
![]() | three legs between them, |
message from the heavens,
to Iraq, as seen on CNN
![]() | And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. |
the 'decorations' he hung on her
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| "Simple traditions with friends and family create holidays children never forget." From the Children's Television Workshop web site |
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